“If you’re in any way involved in alternative subculture, whether it’s goth or punk or, you know, a whole bunch of those things, you’re probably going to get asked a lot of these questions…”
|Gf:||babe come over|
|Me:||I'm eating garlic bread|
|Gf:||I'm horny and my parents aren't home|
|Me:||it's the kind that's covered in cheese|
The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.